Men From Maine:
One Saturday afternoon, Efus and his wife Effie go down to Three Dollar Dewey's for a couple of frosty ones. After they'd had a few, Efus gets up and heads to the men's room. While he's in there, Effie slips and falls off her bar stool. Just then, the very esteemed baptist minister, Pastor Fuzz, was entering Three Dollar Dewey's to lecture on the evils of alcohol. When he steps in the place, he trips over Effie and lands right on top of her. Then Efus steps out of the mens room to find him on top of his wife. Efus says, "Hey, what do you think you're doing to my wife?" The minister says, "You don't understand, I'm Pastor Fuzz." Efus replies, "I don't care how far you got, get off of her!"
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