You notice how many wingers are ministers in the Church of the Sub-Genius? I hope they take off during Ramalamadingdong. Boy, they have a lot of feast days.
Besides X-Day, the Church of the SubGenius has six seasons as identified in The Book (Advert, Epicacophony, Emaculation, Turnover, Passaround, and M'Moreal Day) and has also published a "Sacred Calendar of SubGenius Saints" at the end of their most recent major publication, The SubGenius Psychlopaedia of Slack: The Bobliographon (a partial version of it can also be found buried in the archives of their website.[21]) It assigns a feast day or holy day (sometimes several) to every day of the year. Many of these feast days are rather unusual:
January 16
The Night of the Lemur
January 24
The Feast of St Klaatu
February 16
Cremation Wednesday
February 23
The Feast of St Monty Python
February 29
Quaternary Prolapse begins
March 8
The Feast of "Weird Al" Yankovic
March 17
The Feast of the Blessed Leprechaun
March 28
Palmistry Sunday
April 1
The Feast of Saint Eris
April 13
St Bill Hicks Day
April 15
The Feast of Saint Dracula
May 6
The Feast of St Guinness the Stout
May 31
Desecration Day
June 1
Yell "Fudge" at North American Cobras Day
June 22
The Feast of St Kali
July 16
The Display of the Embarrassing Swimsuits
July 17
The Feast of St Caligula
August 1
Drug Side-Effects Day
August 6
The Dance of the Insensitive Bastards
September 1
Start of the Holy Month of "Ramalamadingdong"
September 6
Caesarean Section Day
September 11
Rock Star Day The earth is no longer a planet, it's a dormant star
September 20
Yummy Kippers Day
October 2
All Asquires' Day[citation needed]
October 9
The Feast of St Attila
October 20
The Feast of St Oliver the Humanzee
November 10
The Feast of St Cthulhu
November 19
Hate for the Sake of Hating Day
December 9
The Martyrdom of St Kenny
December 14
Whiny Victimization/Co-Dependency Day
December 31
The Feast of St Lucifer (not the same as Saint Lucifer)
Additionally, in the e-mails sent out by the SubGenius foundation to confirm orders made at their online store, mention is made of a holiday called "Xistlessnessmess", which falls on December 25. Furthermore, it has been asserted that "Bob" has died and been reincarnated at least 366 times throughout history & prehistory, thus every day is "Bob"'s birthday (and cause for celebration).
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