OK, TED, the lab has finally finished it. Announcing FBN Compiler- 2000 with SourceHack&trade!
-- Runs on mainframes, minis, and PCs
-- Language independent
-- Operating system independent
FBN not only fixes your object code, but it modifies your source code, comments it for you, and deletes unnecessary routines! But, we don't stop there. No no, not FBN. Add the "/cs" parameter and we even convert the app to client/server!
According to Davis Tite, Y2K industry analyst, "The main benefit to corporate users of FBN's technology is the ability to recapture the costs, often within the first week, of re-engineering and repairing Year 2000 problems in their legacy systems. By re-engineering and reducing the volume of source code in legacy systems, FBN estimates that annual routine maintenance costs can be reduced by 20 to 50 percent. These maintenance costs reductions provide a continuous return on investment for years to come."
- Jeff
P.S. Thanks for surveillance video of the meeting in Ottumwa (Ottumwa-hook as the lab likes to call it). Showed them the first few minutes for free... they were more than happy to work for the rest. (gg) |
