Maureen Dowd Drags Down the Discourse
There is a massive amount of stuff out there by leftwingers who are deeply embarrassed by Dowd. Here's a few of them.
Posted by Molly Ivors, Whiskey Fire at 1:02 PM on May 21, 2008.
Maureen Dowd's columns are a bottomless well of shallow critique.
You know that moment, at the end of A Streetcar Named Desire, when Blanche goes completely off the rails and has to be dragged of to the loony bin? I have a feeling Maureen Dowd is about to learn how to depend on the kindness of strangers.
It's been a little disturbing, watching her bounce around these last few months, but today, she loses it completely, framing an imaginary debate between Hillary Clinton and Barack Obama in which each of them, well, talks to the other like they're MoDo.
It's disturbing and a little concerning to see Maureen's rich fantasy life so fully on display, with Hillary calling Obama "Twiggy," "rookie," "Skeletor," and "Bones," accusing him of fake eating, and promising to lock Bill in Dick Cheney's bunker if she's made VP.
Obama, for his part, calls her "Sweetie" and a stalker, accuses her of floating "White Fright," says the Clintons are "too much drama" and Bill is "off-the-charts crazy," and, most predictably of all, asks her, "Can you stop talking, Hillary? Is that even possible?" Wow, talk about pulling out your old chestnuts: HRC is now the Wife of Bath.
And it's not Maureen saying it: it's the candidates themselves! So you know this what they're really thinking!
My main beef with MoDo is and has always been a sort of terminal shallowness which unfortunately fails to find bottom. Just when you think she can't possibly sink lower, she finds some scrap of text scribbled on a piece of toilet paper stuck to the bottom of her Ferragamos and finds a way to work it in.
As the front page of Maureen's own paper shows, Obama's got it more or less locked at this point, but Clinton's strong showing cannot and should not be discounted. Dems have a couple weeks worth of work to do healing divisions, but in the end, it will be fine. I have never believed, and still don't, that Obama voters would refuse to vote for HRC or vice versa: people are not that stupid. We know what this is about, and here's a few hints for you, Maureen:
*it's not about who eats what
*it's not about who smokes
*it's not about who hates who
*it's not about your cocktail parties
*it's not about the fact that Bill wouldn't fuck you
*it's not about youthful drug use
*it's not about John Edwards' hair
*it's not about your Mandingo fantasies (a hint: I wouldn't expect President Obama to fuck you either)
*it's not about your massive misunderstandings about male-female relationships
*it's not about you
Hard as it may be to believe from the professionally decorated and chakra-managed walls of your co-op, there are people hurting out here. Badly. We have a war to end, a reputation to rebuild, an economy to resuscitate, and a nation to heal. We have work to do. Go play out your fantasies somewhere else.
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