Don't Ask Rambi Message Board

STOCKTALK

We've detected that you're using an ad content blocking browser plug-in or feature. Ads provide a critical source of revenue to the continued operation of Silicon Investor. We ask that you disable ad blocking while on Silicon Investor in the best interests of our community. If you are not using an ad blocker but are still receiving this message, make sure your browser's tracking protection is set to the 'standard' level.

Pastimes : Don't Ask Rambi

Public Reply Prvt Reply Mark as Last Read File

Previous 10 Next 10 Previous Next

To: Janice Shell who wrote (4164)	10/30/1997 8:36:00 PM
From: Rambi	Read Replies (3) of 71178

I'm so glad that you asked me. Although you didn't. You never do and it's beginning to really grate on my nerves. I don't know why you always ask Alexa. I suppose you like her better. You have wished her dead sixteen times more often than me. But I do care about you, in a weird way-even though you have never healed the sick, started a hospital, or met the Pope. I don't think you ever met Elton John either. Well-consider this a humanitarian gesture on my part, for which I'll claim only a minimal tax deduction. You absolutely must get to the emergency room right away. Sneezing can be very serious. People have been known to blow their brains out of their ears-I kid you not-by excessive sneezing. Until the ambulance gets there-and I have called the Milan Polizia-and to their credit they understood right away the gravity of the situation and said doctors will be standing by!--do NOT-hold your nose while you sneeze!! Just relax and let go or I shudder to think what PE might find on the walls tomorrow. I had an aunt who did this. She had allergies and she absolutely did not listen to anyone. Of course she was very allergic to pine. And she insisted on having a Christmas tree lot in her living room. A customer found her stuck to the trunk of the tree they were carrying to their car. She had tried to suppress. The tree was ruined. Do you understand my concern now? Until they get there, put a paper bag over your head. No-wait-that was for hiccups.. Try a plastic bag.

Report TOU Violation

Share This Post

Public Reply Prvt Reply Mark as Last Read File

Previous 10 Next 10 Previous Next