How touching that we are all finally being honest with each other. At last I can tell you what I have so longed to share but was terrified might turn you all against me. I've agonized daily, asking the walls and debating with the cat, my chief confidantes, if the revelation would destroy my on-line relationships, diminish my position in the Coven, weaken my leadership standing here ar DAR, but at last honesty and acceptance seem to have conquered hypocrisy and fear.
Now, at last, I feel free to tell you the truth about myself. For years I have suffered from a severe case of melolagnia, particularly exacerbated by Puccini, and it has, in the past year, driven me to frequent sphallolalia with Thomas, who I hope will forgive me for exposing our sad mutual fixation, but his verbal gyrations I find so irresistable that I am driven to haptepronia, which you all may have noted but been to polite to mention. How free I feel, finally being able to talk about these things, to be at long last understood. Thank you, thank you. |