MONSTER MASH
I was posting on the thread, late one night,
When my eyes beheld an eerie sight,
Our CEO from my screen began to rise,
And suddenly to my surprise,
He did the scam, he did the option scam,
He did the scam, it was a flim and a flam,
He did the scam, 'twas like a lion on a lamb,
He did the scam, he did the option scam
From the Directors' Suite on old Howe Street,
To the lawyers' office where the vampires feast,
The ghouls all came without conscience or cares,
To give us a jolt and dilute our shares
They did the scam, they did the option scam,
They did the scam, it was a flim and a flam,
They did the scam, 'twas like a lion on a lamb
They did the scam, they did the option scam
Canacrock was having fun, the party had just begun,
The guests included Snowfie with Randy and his hon'
The scene was rocking like at the old Roxy,
Board of Directors burning up some proxies,
The newsletter boys were dancing in the buff,
With their vocal group the Irish Jack Cough
They played the scam, they played the option scam,
They played the scam, it was a flim and a flam,
They played the scam, 'twas like a lion on a lamb
They played the scam, they played the option scam
Out from his coffin deGuzman crawled,
He looked at was happening and then he bawled,
He opened the lid and shook his fist and slumped,
"If I'd only thought of your plan I'd have never jumped!"
It's now the scam, it's now the option scam,
It's now the scam, it's just a flim and a flam,
It's now the scam, just like a lion on a lamb
It's now the scam, it's now the option scam
Now everything's cool, Guz is part of the band,
And the Option Scam is the hit of the land,
It seems quite legal though no proxies ever came,
The big boys got our blood and that's the name of the game
And you can scam, and you can option scam,
And you can scam, it's just a flim and a flam,
And you can scam, just like a lion on a lamb,
And you can scam, and you can option scam
DISCLAIMER: The foregoing is the opinion and fantasy of the writer and is not meant
to depict anything described therein as factual. But, if the shoe fits, wear it! |
