As many here know, I live in eastern Washington State. I spend a lot of time in Idaho, and recently learned via e-mail of a new reality show: Survivor Idaho. The theme of the show is as follows:
SURVIVOR
..... Idaho Style
Due to the popularity of the Survivor shows, Idaho is planning to do its own, titled 'Survivor -Idaho Style.'
The contestants will start in Boise, travel over to Twin Falls and Idaho Falls. Then, they will head northwest to Salmon then over to Lewiston From there they will proceed North to Moscow. The final leg will be back to Boise!
Each will be driving a pink Volvo with California license plates (substitution of a Subaru, also with California plates is acceptable) and a HUGE bumper sticker that reads: I'm in favor of Gay marriage. I'm a vegetarian. Beer is harmful to your health. Republicans suck. Deer hunting is murder, and I'm here to confiscate your guns.' Obama is God. (Note: If Subaru is substituted for Volvo, additional "Visualize World Peace" "Arms are for Hugging" and "Obama/Biden" bumper stickers required).
The first one that makes it back to Boise alive wins.. |
