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Pastimes : Where the GIT's are going
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To: Oral Roberts who wrote (187791)12/4/2009 5:54:47 PM
From: SmoothSail  Read Replies (2) of 225578
 
The following are all replies that Detroit women have written on Child
Support Agency Forms in the section for listing 'Father's Details,' or
putting it another way..... Who's your Daddy? These are genuine excerpts
from the forms. Be sure to check out #11, it takes 1st prize and #3 is
runner up.

1. Regarding the identity of the father of my twins, Makeeshia
was fathered by Maclearndon McKinley I am unsure as to the identity of the
father of Marlinda, but I believe that she was conceived on the same night.

2. I am unsure, as to the identity of the father of my child as I
was being sick out of a window when taken unexpectedly from behind. I can
provide you with a list of names of men that I think were at the party if
this helps.

3. I do not know the name of the father of my little girl. She
was conceived at a party at 3600 East Grand Boulevard where I had sex with
a man I met that night. I do remember that the sex was so good that I
fainted.. If you do manage to track down the father, can you please send
me his phone number? Thanks....

4. I don't know the identity of the father of my daughter. He
drives a BMW that now has a hole made by my stiletto in one of the door
panels. Perhaps you can contact BMW service stations in this area and
see if he's had it replaced.

5. I have never had sex with a man. I am still a Virginian. I
am awaiting a letter from the Pope confirming that my son's conception was
ejaculate and that he is the Saver risen again.

6. I cannot tell you the name of Alleshia's dad as he informs me
that to do so would blow his cover and that would have cataclysmic
implications for the economy. I am torn between doing right by you and
right by the country. Please advise.

7. I do not know who the father of my child was as they all look
the same to me.

8. Tyrone Hairston is the father of child A. If you do catch up
with him, can you axe him what he did with my AC/DC CDs? Child B who was
also borned at the same time... well, I don't have clue.

9. From the dates it seems that my daughter was conceived at
Disney World. Maybe it really is the Magic Kingdom .

10. So much about that night is a blur. The only thing that I
remember for sure is Delia Smith did a program about eggs earlier in the
evening. If I had stayed in and watched more TV rather than going to the
party at 8956 Miller Ave, mine might have remained unfertilized.

11. I am unsure as to the identity of the father of my baby,
after all, like when you eat a can of beans you can't be sure which one
made you fart.
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