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* A toilet brush labeled, "Do not use for personal hygiene."
* A label on a digital thermometer that can be used in either of two bodily orifices: "Once used rectally, the thermometer should not be used orally."
* A label on a child's scooter: "This product moves when used."
* A household iron label that warns, "Never iron clothes while they are being worn."
* A hair dryer label that warns, "Never use hair dryer while sleeping."
* A warning on a power drill for construction workers: "This product not intended for use as a dental drill."
* A warning on a bottle of drain cleaner: "If you do not understand, or cannot read, all directions, cautions and warnings, do not use this product."
* A smoke detector that warns, "Do not use the Silence Feature in emergency situations. It will not extinguish a fire."
* A warning on a cardboard sun shield that covers an automobile's front windshield to cool the car's interior: "Do not drive with sunshield in place."
* A warning on a 12-inch rack for storing CDs: "Do not use as a ladder."
* A laser printer cartridge that warns, "Do not eat toner."
* A label on a 13-inch wheel on a wheelbarrow, which warns, "Not intended for highway use."
* A warning on a can of self-defense pepper spray: "May irritate eyes."
* A manufactured fireplace log that warns, "Caution Risk of Fire." |
