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To: TobagoJack who wrote (59988)1/15/2010 4:51:23 PM
From: carranza2  Read Replies (2) of 218617
 
A little Fri. afternoon fun: A personals ad from the London Review of Books guaranteed to bag someone, not that the prize would be worth the trouble:

lrb.co.uk

Summarily ejected from the NLP course entitled ‘How to Build a Better Girlfriend’, thanks to turning up with the Ikea catalogue, allen keys, amyl nitrate, a blowtorch, a blow-up doll, a picture of the Queen Mummy and a gallon of vodka, I find myself standing here with singed eyebrows and my face covered with bits of latex, the fact I am unable to sit perhaps connected with the disappearance of those damn allen keys. Or maybe the blowtorch. Will you be my girlfriend? Drunk, drugged and deluded M, 38, covered in fragments of burnt latex with allen keys stuck up his arse. Or perhaps its a blowtorch.
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