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Pastimes : Calling all SI Poets

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To: MSB who wrote (1)11/4/1997 10:12:00 AM
From: boogieman  Read Replies (2) of 2095
 
This is an example of what my family & I call put-down
poetry. Its one of the ways we show love for each other..

Ode To My Little Brother ( The Monkeyboy )

Well my little brother
Its time you face my wrath
By the time I get through with you
You'll want to take a toaster to your next bath

So your having a bad time
Always being number two
As for being superior
You haven't got a clue

Sit back & read this poem
And take this verbal spanking
For it is I who help you along
And deserve all your praise & thanking

So as I make my way
On the ladder to the top
It is I who plants the seeds in you
Like a farmer trying yo grow a crop

I pull all your strings
I am The Puppet Master
Without all my help
Your life would be a disaster

Cause I am your one true Master
The only one that you serve
How dare you screw with me
You really have some nerve

For I am the Almighty
I could crush you like a grape
I even named you Monkeyboy
You stupid little ape!!

The Boogieman
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