re: "not sure I believe all this conspiracy crap..."
Yeah, far easier to swallow the government's hook,
line, and sinker that a lone gunman shot JFK,
and that yellow cake story Colin Powell spun the UN.
Nixon wasn't crook, you misread George H.W.'s lips,
and Hillary was right... it's all a vast right-winged
conspiracy, as we all know Bill didn't have sex with
any of those women.
And what were we thinking about that whole nicotine conspiracy...
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Those 20,679 doctor's would never have lied to us.
Who doesn't trust Big Medicine, I mean it's not like the global
Swine Flu pandemic was a hoax, or that Big Pharma swindled us?
And the hell with those emails from East Anglia, everyone
knows politicians, bankers, and scientists being paid by
government grants & bankers, would never mislead us about
global warming.
I mean it's not like Al Gore is a phony, profiteering hypocrite
who lives in a 12,000 sq. ft. house, flies around in private jets,
and is chauffered around in motorcades full of carbon spewing,
gas guzzling SUV's and limousines.
And don't be believing that BS about him owning a private
equity firm that's getting sweetheart deals from the
stimulus bill... or that he owns a chunk of the climate
exchage. We all know that's racist, Nazi, Tea Bagger hokum.
Damn root, what was I thinking? Back to our regularly scheduled programming..
Please pass the cheetos, and can you hand me the remote control?
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