"AMATEUR ACTION AT SNAP LAKE" - VIDEO RELEASE PARTY
Ima Phaque Reports:
This afternoon Can O' Coch Productions hosted the official release of its newest BRE-X RATED video "Amateur Action at Snap Lake." Executive Producer Pierre Brun chose Howe Street's notorious "Red Hot Video and Marital Aids Emporium" as the locale for this gala event.
It is understandable that the entire cast of "Amateur Action" had to be roped in to promote this rather lacklustre feature. Still, this reporter was impressed, never having been in the company of so many "BIG" stars at the same time.
George Pump had the crowed enthralled as he personally demonstrated the latest model of his vacuum powered "male anatomy exaggerator." Later, surrounded by a crush of adoring fans, SureBigthing, The Fix, and Walter Wadd were kept busy autographing life sized molded replicas of their drilling rigs. In a much quieter corner of the room,
SmellyFinger was having rather a tough time fitting the initials S.F. on his "life size" replica.
Halfway through the event a partially naked Big "Croc" Tomato made a rather dramatic entrance, covered only in the most delicate places by a variety of very suggestive fruits and vegetables. He then broke in to a snappy rendition of BTO's "You Ain't Seen Nothing Yet." The crowd responded enthusiastically by stripping him of all his edible attire and pelting him with it.
Meanwhile, Director Andy Churner was far too busy to join in the frolicking as he was engaged in a series of conference calls with video wholesalers from Yellowknife to Florida. The festive mood created a huge buying appetite amongst the crowd. So popular
was the "Amateur Action" video that even though supplies of it had long been exhausted, executive producer Pierre Brun was happily selling copies he didn't even have.
The highlight of the event in my opinion was the appearance of none other than Sofa Sogude. Stunningly clad in a dress made up of macro-diamonds found in Snap Lake, Sofa was for all intents and purposes - stark naked.
Now that I have your attention I found out some facts about the options today. In total,including the 2.2 million set at $1.62, there are 4.5 million options available under the Employee Incentive Stock option Plan. Not 6.7 or 7.7 but 4.5 million or 15% of the share
cap. Winspear could have set up to 20% but choose to limit the option plan to 15%.
GOLDIGER - CAVEAT EMPTOR |
