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To: taxikid who wrote (2919)11/5/1997 2:48:00 PM
From: Don Pueblo  Read Replies (2) of 12754
 
I've been a little distracted from posting lately because....

Guess what! I'm going to be a father!
The mother is a regular sized chicken (not a 12 footer like me).
You should've heard that squawkin' as she passed those watermelon sized eggs! I'm not sure how many children I will have, because it's bad luck to count them before they are hatched.

After they've learned to kill humans, I will teach them to type, and get them all log-ins here at SI. Won't that be fun! They won't be posting here, tho. Young chickens are very impressionable, and you guys might rub off. I wouldn't want them to turn out to be dim-wits (or hicks!).

TLC

Lee, as you can imagine, the mother is having a hard time keeping the eggs warm by sitting on them, because they are larger than she is! If your wife isn't busy, could I tuck a few eggs into a fat roll just to keep them warm til the hatching? Thanks in advance.
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