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Politics : Should God be replaced?

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From: Solon	5/6/2010 12:24:38 AM
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This is the only Church I know of that religiously follows the scripture and truly honors the word of God. It is a damn good thing that at least one church is unwilling to edit scripture for their own convenience. The Landover Baptist Church follows the Word as it is written by God Himself. "The first thing we do," Landover Pastor, Deacon Fred explains, "is put a Bible on the ground. If the baby crawls away from the Bible, it immediately becomes a candidate for sterilization." The possessed child is then placed in a crib with a full grown adult swine to see if the demon will hitch a ride (Mark 5: 11-13). "We then take the demon-possessed pig to Landover Lake to see if it drowns itself in accordance with scripture," Deacon Fred says. "If the pig drowns, the child will stay with its mommy and daddy. If the pig does not kill itself, then the malformed offspring/Child of Satan is shipped off to the Landover Home for the Demonically Possessed in North Dakota." landoverbaptist.org

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