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Strategies & Market Trends : Waiting for the big Kahuna
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To: Mark Nelson who wrote (9240)11/6/1997 5:53:00 AM
From: Robert Morrison  Read Replies (1) of 94695
 
Mark. You could add a few more:

SOCIALISM: The government takes the cows away and gives them to your neighbours who complain that they don't produce enough milk so they sell them to the government who sells them back to you at half the price the government paid for them.

FACSISM: The government takes the cows away and shoots you.

MAOISM: The cows takeover the government and you are sent to a re-education centre to learn how to moo.

STALINISM: The government shoots you and the cows.

MARXISM: The cows shoot you and eventually each other.

CLINTONISM: The government invites your cows to the Whitehouse where they are encouraged to leave donations of what is needed for the next re-election campaign on the carpet on their way out.

DALLASCOWBOYISM: After winning every milk award in the country, the cows go on a rampage, take drugs, commit felonies and still demand more alphalpha than the country can produce.

CALIFORNIAISM: The cows divorce you move west and get udder transplants and appear as centrefolds in Pethouse magazine.

GREENSPANISM: The cows stampede until exhausted they stumble toward the canyon ledge whereupon jumping to their doom the government milks them on the way down.

............over to you.

Rob
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