>BTW....The Falcons Suck!
No, they're not nearly that good. We finally got rid of the owner, Rankin Smith. Of course, he's dead now. Dan Reeves (the head coach) seems to be a lot happier now days. Almost like he got rid of a heavy weight on his shoulders. Hear the about the bucket of free Falcons tickets that were put out on a downtown street? They ended up with more tickets than they started with.
Can you say the Braves suck? Greg Maddux is the best pitcher on the planet, probably the galaxy. How about the Hawks? The Hawks are undefeated so far. Of course, we play Da Bulls this week, so it won't last. How 'bout them Dogs! They did a job on Florida. But, I digress.
>What are you doin in that kind of joint anyway?
Looking at some huge-mongous boobies (and interesting parts further South). What else? I can't afford to buy, but looking is (mostly) free.
Am I a City boy? No, I live pretty much in the middle of nowhere, but within driving distance of the big ATL. My neighbors keep some MIGHTY NOISY chickens with some MIGHTY NOISY roosters that like to crow from, oh, midnight to about 3:30 in the morning. The cows aren't bad, unless it's hot and the wind is blowing my way. The goats and horses are cool. When they spread manure on the fields, I don't go outside. I own several guns, including a double-barrel twelve-gauge guaranteed to put a gigantic bruise all the way through your shoulder. I've shot both barrels together just ONE TIME and I will NEVER do that again. I couldn't lift my arm over my head for two weeks. That rabid possum scared the living sh*t out of me, though. I have the world's stupidest yellow Lab that rides in the back of my pickup truck when I go into town on the weekends. Does that qualify me as a honorary (but college-educated and high-tech)redneck?
Atlanta "titty bars" have some most EXCELLENT women in them, many of whom make mucho dinero. I know of one in particular who works in a local topless bar who is putting herself through graduate school and living in high style while she's doing it.
Am I a yankee? No, I was born and bred in the middle of good old Jawja, in the middle of a heat wave in July. Quick, what's the difference between and yankee and a DAMN yankee? I'm pretty sure you know the answer to that one.
You ever been to downtown Dothan, AL or Huntsville on a Friday night? THAT'S where you find the (toothless) pride of Alabama. Of course, Guntersville has some of the best fishing on the planet, but that 45-degree hill in the middle of town is a bitch. |
