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To: maceng2 who wrote (405680)5/26/2010 7:47:41 AM
From: Jeff Jordan1 Recommendation  Read Replies (1) of 436258
 
Money talks. Trouble is, mine only knows one word — Goodbye

A man went to his bank manager and said, 'I'd like to start a small business. How do I go about it?'
'Simple,' said the bank manager. 'Buy a big one and wait.'



The Economy is So Bad That:

Big Oil is laying off Senators.
I got a pre-declined credit card in the mail.
A truckload of Americans was caught sneaking into Mexico.
The Mafia is laying off judges.
If the bank returns your check marked "Insufficient Funds," you call them and ask if they meant you or them.

The United States have developed a new weapon that destroys people but it leaves buildings standing. It's called the stock market. - Jay Leno

The federal government is sending each of us a $600 rebate.
If we spend that money at Wal-Mart, the money will go to China
If we spend it on gasoline it will go to the Arabs
If we purchase a computer it will go to India
If we purchase fruit and vegetables it will go to Mexico, Honduras and Guatemala
If we purchase a good car it will go to Japan
If we purchase something useless it will go to Taiwan........whoops, sorry...............................
and none of it will help the American economy.
The only way to keep that money here at home is to buy beer and cigarettes, since these are the only products still produced in the USA. (not owned by Americans anymore)

LOL...God bless the queen.
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