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Politics : Just the Facts, Ma'am: A Compendium of Liberal Fiction
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To: Carolyn who wrote (80047)5/29/2010 1:21:49 PM
From: ManyMoose3 Recommendations  Read Replies (1) of 90947
 
Maybe they should invite him for dinner.

Something like this:

Sarah: "Honey, Mister McGinnis is here. Should I start up the grill yet?"

Todd: "Tell him to come out here and help me skin this moose."

Sarah: "He's a little squeemish."

Todd: "OK, he can just sit and watch."

McGinnis: "You have to start there?"

Todd: "Well, first you cut the jugular and bleed them out, but I already did that. Then you always cut out the bung hole and tie it up so moose poop doesn't get all over the meat."

McGinnis: "Oh my God!" [Silently puckers said orifice.]

Todd: "Then you slit up the belly like this, see? After that, you quarter it up by chopping down the backbone with your ax so you can hang it."

McGinnis: [shuddering] "I just remembered. I'm moving out tomorrow and I have to go pack up."

Sarah and Todd in unison: "Goodbye and good luck!"

Todd: "You can start up the grill now, honey."
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