I saw a racist today!
Satire from collectivewishes.
I was coming out of Cosi, latte in my right hand, "Destroy the Tea Party" leaflets in the other, and I saw this person walking with a briefcase. Clearly a corporate person, and therefore most likely a Republican, etc. etc. Well anyway I went up to him and tried to convert him away from the thrall of his racist prejudices and he said, "No thank you." Just like that. "No thank you." He may have just as well said "I hate you because, based on your tie-dye shirt and Obama button, you must clearly tolerate people of other races and think they deserve equality."
Let me tell you, I was incensed. So like anyone driven to the point of not caring anymore (due to the intollerence of others), I began threatening to throw my latte on him. He didn't like that one bit. He kept yelling, "Listen, I'm sorry, I'll take a leaflet just please leave me alone ok?" He may have just as well been saying, "Oh, just give me a leaflet so that I can crumple it up in your face, you ethnic-loving white traitor of our proud race!!!"
I wasn't going to put up with that - not me. I started shouting at him, "I will DESTROY YOUR WORLD, RACIST PIG! RACIST PIG! RACIST PIG!" So then he's all like, "I'm not a racist - leave me alone or I'll call the cops!" He may have just as well said, "I will use my taxpayer status to sic the police on you so they can beat you like that black person Rodney King! Then you will learn that we live in a white male dominated world, and that is why you are now targeted for death!!!"
Words cannot express how much I hate racism. It must be stopped - VOTE DEMOCRAT!!!!
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