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To: tejek who wrote (572950)6/21/2010 10:05:06 PM
From: Brumar89  Read Replies (1) of 1577732
 
Moonbat Tech: Jump Rope Generator

[ Our current lifestyle is untenable and high speed trains just aren't going to cut it.

Of course, I think the giant hamster wheel idea is the best:

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Posted by Van Helsing at June 21, 2010 8:30 AM

With Comrade Obama all but declaring war on the oil and coal industries that make our cars go and the lights come on, it's a good thing that his fellow moonbats have the smarts to generate power by other means. The E Rope, for example:

Besides being good for your flubber, skipping seems to be a good way for harnessing energy to recharge batteries. I know this idea is not so new; we have seen how jumping a rope can power a torch and juice batteries. However design is not only about problem solving, but also about refining existing solutions, hence the E Rope.

As conventional energy sources are gradually crushed out of existence by our liberal rulers, new applications will be found for the E Rope. Imagine the power plants of our utopian future: rows and rows of public employees frantically jumping rope to keep the lights on in government buildings. Combating fossil fuel use, unemployment, and obesity all at once — that's progress!



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More reliable than windmills.

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