Lisa, Nice to see you back. Thanks for TBR, What a trader, those huge spikes up and down are the only thing that's making me any money <G>
Now for our much needed levity:
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> > > Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over the
> > > world,
> > > I can't help but cry. I mean I'd love to be skinny like that but not
> > > with all those flies and death and stuff.
> > > -- Mariah Carey
> > >
> > > Question: If you could live forever, would you and why?
> > > Answer: I would not live forever, because we should not live
forever,
> > > because if we were supposed to live forever, then we would live
> > > forever,
> > > but we cannot live forever, which is why I would not live forever.
> > > -- Miss Alabama in the 1994 Miss Universe contest
> > >
> > > Researchers have discovered that chocolate produces some of the same
> > > reactions in the brain as marijuana. The researchers also discovered
> > > other similarities between the two, but can't remember what they are.
> > >
> > > --Matt Lauer on NBC's Today show, August 22
> > >
> > > I haven't committed a crime. What I did was fail to comply with the
> > > law.
> > > -- David Dinkins, New York City Mayor, answering
> > > accusations
> > > that he failed to pay his taxes.
> > >
> > > Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of
> > > your life.
> > > -- Brooke Shields, during an interview to become
> > > spokesperson for a federal anti-smoking campaign
> > >
> > > I've never had major knee surgery on any other part of my body.
> > >
> > > -- Winston Bennett, University of Kentucky basketball forward
> > >
> > > Outside of the killings, Washington has one of the lowest crime rates
> > > in
> > > the country.
> > > -- Mayor Marion Barry, Washington, D.C.
> > >
> > > Beginning in February 1976 your assistance benefits will be
> > > discontinued...Reason: it has been reported to our office that you
> > > expired on January 1,1976.
> > > -- Letter from the Illinois Department of Public Aid
> > >
> > > The Holocaust was an obscene period in our nation's history...this
> > > century's history....We all lived in this century. I didn't live in
> > > this century.
> > > -- Dan Quayle, then Indiana senator and Republican vice
> > > presidential candidate during a news conference in which
he
> > >
> > > was asked his opinion of the Holocaust
> > >
> > > The streets are safe in Philadelphia. It's only the people who make
> > > them unsafe.
> > > -- Frank Rizzo, ex-police chief and mayor of Philadelphia
> > >
> > > I've always thought that underpopulated countries in Africa are
vastly
> > > underpolluted.
> > > -- Lawrence Summers, chief economist of the World Bank,
> > >
> > > explaining why we should export toxic wastes to
Third
> > >
> > > World countries
> > >
> > > After finding no qualified candidates for the position of principal,
> > > the
> > > school board is extremely pleased to announce the appointment of
David
> > > Steele to the post.
> > > -- Philip Streifer, Superintendent of Schools,
> > > Barrington, Rhode Island
> > >
> > > The doctors X-rayed my head and found nothing.
> > > -- Dizzy Dean explaining how he felt after being hit on
> > > the head by a ball in the 1934 World Series>>
Surely makes you understand why contrarian plays usually work <VBG>
Fred |
