I got this in an email this week:
The Doctors
A Japanese doctor said, "Medicine in my country is so advanced that we
took the kidney out of one man, put it in another, and have him looking
for work in six weeks."
A German doctor said, "That's nothing, we can take a lung out of one
person, put it in another, and have him looking for work in four weeks."
A British doctor said, "In my country, medicine is so advanced that we
can take half of a heart out of one person, put it in another, and have
them both looking for work in two weeks."
A Chicago doctor, not to be outdone said, "You guys are way behind. We
took a man with no brains out of Chicago , put him in the White House,
and now half the country is looking for work." |
