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Technology Stocks : Ascend Communications (ASND)
ASND 205.50-1.5%Dec 5 9:30 AM EST

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To: Douglas V. Fant who wrote (22022)11/8/1997 1:42:00 AM
From: blankmind   of 61433
 
how to properly celebrate asnd price movements:

drop below 20 -- no maalox, eat a box of chocolate ex-lax
break 30 1/2 -- one can of bud lite
break 35 1/2 -- one bottle of colt45
break 40 -- one bottle of andre
break 45 -- dinner out and not at mcdonald's
break 50 -- kiss the ground and purchase flowers (real not plastic) for the wife/girlfriend who stood by you.
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