Speaking of taxes....this via email:
Tax his land,
>> Tax his bed,
>> Tax the table
>> At which he's fed.
>>
>> Tax his work,
>> Tax his pay,
>> He works for peanuts
>> Anyway!
>>
>> Tax his cow,
>> Tax his goat,
>> Tax his pants,
>> Tax his coat.
>>
>> Tax his tobacco,
>> Tax his drink,
>> Tax him if he
>> Tries to think.
>>
>> Tax his car,
>> Tax his gas,
>> Find other ways
>> To tax his ass.
>>
>> Tax all he has
>> Then let him know
>> That you won't be done
>> Till he has no dough.
>>
>> When he screams and hollers;
>> Then tax him some more,
>> Tax him till
>> He's good and sore.
>>
>> Then tax his coffin,
>> Tax his grave,
>> Tax the sod in
>> Which he's laid.
>>
>> When he's gone,
>> Do not relax,
>> Its time to apply
>> The inheritance tax.
>>
>> Accounts Receivable Tax
>> Airline surcharge tax
>> Airline Fuel Tax
>> Airport Maintenance Tax
>> Building Permit Tax
>> Cigarette Tax
>> Corporate Income Tax
>> Death Tax
>> Dog License Tax
>> Driving Permit Tax
>> Environmental Tax (Fee)
>> Excise Taxes
>> Federal Income Tax
>> Federal Unemployment (UI)
>> Fishing License Tax
>> Food License Tax
>> Gasoline Tax (too much per litre)
>> Gross Receipts Tax
>> Health Tax
>> Hunting License Tax
>> HydroTax
>> Inheritance Tax
>> Interest Tax
>> Liquor Tax
>> Luxury Taxes
>> Marriage License Tax
>> Medicare Tax
>> Mortgage Tax
>> Personal Income Tax
>> Property Tax
>> Poverty Tax
>> Prescription Drug Tax
>> Provincial Income and sales tax
>> Real Estate Tax
>> Recreational Vehicle Tax
>> Retail Sales Tax
>> Service Charge Tax
>> School Tax
>> Telephone Federal Tax
>> Telephone Federal, Provincial and Local Surcharge Taxes Telephone
>> Minimum Usage Surcharge Tax Vehicle License Registration Tax Vehicle
>> Sales Tax Water Tax Watercraft Registration Tax Well Permit Tax
>> Workers Compensation Tax
>> --- and in 2010 the HST
>>
>> STILL THINK THIS IS FUNNY?
>>
>> Not one of these taxes existed 60 years ago, & our nation was one of the most prosperous in the world. We had absolutely no national debt, had a large middle class, and Mom stayed home to raise the kids.
>>
>>
>> What in "In The World" happened? Can we spell 'POLITICIANS ?'
>>
>> I hope this goes around AMERICA at least 100 times.
>> YOU can help it get there.
>> GO AHEAD - - - be an AMERICAN |
