The Mexican maid asked for a pay increase. The wife was very upset about this and decided to talk to her about the raise.
She asked, 'Now Maria, why do you want a pay increase?'
Maria, 'Well, Se?ora, there are tree reasons why I wan an increase. The first is that I iron better than you.'
Wife, 'Who said you iron better than me?'
Maria, 'Jor husband say so.'
Wife, 'Oh.'
Maria, 'The second reason is that I am a better cook than you.'
Wife,: 'Nonsense, who said you were a better cook than me?'
Maria, 'Jor husband did.'
Wife, 'Oh.'
Maria, 'The third reason is that I am better at sex than you in bed.'
Wife, (really furious now) 'Did my husband say that as well?'
Maria, 'No Se?ora... the gardener did.'
Wife, 'So... how much more do you want?' |
