Damn!! Jane, you sleuth, you! You caught me red-handed. I had just come out of my weekly coven meeting, having watched jackels and Beelzabob himself having sex with a 13 year old virgin we had abducted from Sunday School class (all part of what we do here in the land of Fruits and Nuts, you know) when I checked my bookmarks and saw your message.
After reading it, I was about to call Anton to send him your regards, but, Praise the Lord, a bolt of lightening came out of a clear, Fruit and Nut sky, and struck me, killing the devil who was hiding behind my 7th chakra, but sparing my poor, wretched, soul. Now, I am clean and pure, and Jesus has told me to tell you that you should now follow me to the ends of the earth. If you just read all my posts backwards now, especially the Winspear ones between March and now, you will discover a method to make a fortune. All you have to do is take my long positions and short them. If you had done that using leverage, you would have had enough money now to start your ministry. Don't delay. Start now. This is the word of GAWD.
P.S. My bookmark tells more about me than your bookmark tells about you. |
