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To: Jeff Jordan who wrote (22459)	11/10/1997 8:04:00 PM
From: sepku	Read Replies (1) of 61433

I thought this "press release" at the Fool was worth a good chuckle... ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Subject: Re:ASCEND NEWS Date: Mon, Nov 10, 1997 17:48 EST From: JUGGU DADA Message-id: 19971110224800.RAA06061@ladder01.news.aol.com> Company Press Release: November 11th, Ascend Communication CEO Mory, announce today to show goodwill the company will open soup kitchen for her investor in 15 U.S big cities. All the Ascend investors are entitle for one bowl of Ascend soup and one piece of loaf of bread, to get all these goodies Ascend advise his share holder to bring Ascend share certificate with them. This might be forward looking statement, you might not get loaf of bread in all 15 locations Ascend Communication: IR: Absent one 1-800-kiss- my ---

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