"Man up! Put on your man pants!" Mostly teabagger, but also, some Democratic female candidates, are castrating their male opponents with comments like this. So far, the males have sat there and have been too afraid to reply in kind. Advisors say that when a man strikes back at a woman, no matter what she says, he loses. That's a bunch of crap. When a man sits there and takes abuse, he proves he is a dithering incompetent. Here, free of charge, are the Knighty Tin approved manly reponses.
1. "I should man up? You should butch down, Sharron."
2. "That is shrew logic, Christine."
3. "I thought you were too old to be on the rag." This one has had bad results when I've used it, but it may be my delivery.
4. "And I believed your ad when you said you were not a bitch."
5. "Ho." Jerry Brown was mayor of Oakland. He should know the correct pronunciation by now.
6. "My policies have failed? That from the woman who changed iconic company, Hewlett-Packard, into WhoDat-Packard?"
7. "If we are unzipping to see how long they are, you have to get rid of your plastic, vibrating buddy first."
8. "Here's a hot flash for you, the rich have been winning the class warfare for 200 years."
These comments may not help any man to win a race. But at least he can walk away with his self respect. |
