Chairman Mao said among other things "in order to learn how to swim
one must swim"
"The marxist theory is so strong because it is true"
Vladimir Lenin
"The marxist theory is so weak because it is false"
BBC (British Broadcasting Corporation)
For more quotes see Chi-X writings on ASND thread
Sorry, I have stumbled on this thread by accident...
Will leave you with "Hell Joke"
A thermodynamics professor had written a take home exam for his
>> graduate
>> students. It had one question:
>> Is hell exothermic or endothermic? Support your answer with a proof.
>> Most of the students wrote proofs of their beliefs using Boyle's Law
>> or
>> some variant. One student, however wrote the following:
>> First, we postulate that if souls exist, then they must have some
>> mass.
>> If they do, then a mole of souls can also have a mass. So, at what
>> rate
>> are souls moving into hell and at what rate are souls leaving? I
>> think
>> that we can safely assume that once a soul gets to hell, it will not
>> leave. Therefore, no souls are leaving.
>> As for souls entering hell, lets look at the different religions that
>> exist in the world today. Some of these religions state that if you
>> are
>> not a member of their religion, you will go to hell. Since there are
>> more than one of these religions and people do not belong to more
than
>> one religion, we can project that all people and all souls go to
hell.
>> With birth and death rates as they are, we can expect the number of
>> souls in hell to increase exponentially.
>> Now, we look at the rate of change in volume in hell. Boyle's Law
>> states
>> that in order for the temperature and pressure in hell to stay the
>> same,
>> the ratio of the mass of souls and volume needs to stay constant.
>> #1 So, if hell is expanding at a slower rate than the rate at which
>> souls enter hell, then the temperature and pressure in hell will
>> increase until all hell breaks loose.
>> #2 Of course, if hell is expanding at a rate faster than the increase
>> of
>> souls in hell, then the temperature and pressure will drop until hell
>> freezes over.
>> So which is it?
>> If we accept the postulate given to me by Therese Banyan during
>> Freshman
>> year, "that it will be a cold night in hell before I sleep with you"
>> and
>> take into account the fact that I still have not succeeded in having
>> sexual relations with her, then #2 cannot be true, and hell is
>> exothermic.
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