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KING JAMES BIBLE
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Who can forget this true story of how God and the Egyptian Magicians fought with mighty magic! Unfortunately, the exact manuals for creating frogs and turning rods into snakes and so forth have been lost over the last 6000 years since the earth was formed and since Adam and Eve lived out their life never having seen the glory of the Majestic Rainbow. The papyrus was eaten by a scapegoat and biologists have ever since been unequal to the achievements attained in those halcyon days of unbridled Egyptian research in the science of making frogs simply through magical incantations and mixing things in water with figs and blood and mucous and stuff.
"And the LORD spake unto Moses, Say unto Aaron, Stretch forth thine hand with thy rod over the streams, over the rivers, and over the ponds, and cause frogs to come up upon the land of Egypt.
6And Aaron stretched out his hand over the waters of Egypt; and the frogs came up, and covered the land of Egypt.
7And the magicians did so with their enchantments, and brought up frogs upon the land of Egypt."
"10And Moses and Aaron went in unto Pharaoh, and they did so as the LORD had commanded: and Aaron cast down his rod before Pharaoh, and before his servants, and it became a serpent.
11Then Pharaoh also called the wise men and the sorcerers: now the magicians of Egypt, they also did in like manner with their enchantments.
12For they cast down every man his rod, and they became serpents: but Aaron's rod swallowed up their rods." |
