“Really: and were the children of Israel there to see that as well?“
No. This was back in about 2350 BC. Enheduanna was writing her beautiful hymns to Jesus (who at that time was my wife). And I had not yet decided on making the cunning and devious Jacob into a fertilized egg. I sort of wing things as I go along, you know?! ;-)
And then they started building towers all over the world to get to me. The tower of Jumbled Brains is just one example of many. I was scared--REALLY scared! Humans are DANGEROUS! They were so close to my little home in the sky where I make lightning and open the sky pottery bucket to let down water when I feel like it...that I about shit myself. (Yes, it happens to me, too!)
Remember when I showed my nudity to Moses and thought it critical to include it in the record!
I am NOT a prude, kids!
So I busted up those Neanderthals and sent one short couple to Brazil (after first ex-Stinking the dinos) and I sent 200 dialects with THEM, TOO! Even today those dialects I created for them still survive. The two of them were real troopers!
And every time I see a rainbow I remember that tower and something about families climbing trees and mountains and hanging on to debris and screaming and moaning--and Methuselah, too! I really should have saved him with the raccoons. He wasn’t so bad. But Noah was the masturbation expert and the drunkard!
I wanted to save that fella! Otherwise, humans would be so boring. They would spend ALL their time in church-as if I could give a shit about that!! LOL!! Like I really need their slatternly slutty foot licking ablutions!
What do they think I am? Like them?? LOL!!
So you are probably wondering why I don’t write books no more nor never talk? Well, I will tell you. Since Science come along people just got no imagination (excepting that Hale Bebop fellow and a few others). Nope. If it wasn’t for my good friends, (greg or ee, Brumstone, and LockJaw) I would have no friends at all. I feel like drowning the whole bloody works of ya! Whoops. I am not allowed. :-)
And aren’t you HAPPY and COMFORTED!! HeH! HeH!! You people are about 500 times more EVIL than my little incestuous spawn of Adam and Eve’s kids. What do you think? I’m getting more tolerant and relative in my MORALITY!! As if my perfection could get any WORSE! PERFECTION DOES NOT CHANGE!!
You Terra Firmas better just watch yourselves. And you stop building your bloody towers or I will make you speak the SAME language and really F--k you up! Yab/Jeez/HolyBOY |
