Jan. 10, 2011
"8. Now the LORD God had planted a garden in the east, in Eden; and there he put the man he had formed. 9 The LORD God made all kinds of trees grow out of the ground—trees that were pleasing to the eye and good for food. In the middle of the garden were the tree of life and the tree of the knowledge of good and evil."
And this is Day 10 into the New Year as we continue to prove that Science and Evolutionary Facts are complete and utter nonsense! Atheists say there is no such thing as magic trees. But the fact remains that God put the trees there as a temptation to sucker them in. He obviously did not want them to live forever (as 3:22 assures us would happen if he would eat from the Tree of Life), nor did he want them to have knowledge of good and evil (because if they eat of that tree they will die that very day, as the bible assures us).
In this case God meant the "day" to mean 1000 years (he just rounded off Adam's 930 years as a common convention). So Adam DID die on EXACTLY the same day that he knew right from wrong as a freely chosen judgment of value: RIGHT ON THAT THOUSAND YEAR DAY...PRAISE THE HOLY FORESIGHT OF JESUS/YAB/HOLY WONDER!
Now a stupid atheist will say: Why did God put the tree there, and why is it wrong to know right from wrong?? Well, it is not rocket appliances, STUPID! The tree has to be somewhere, doesn't it? It has to be in the force field, doesn't it? Those stupid humanists just make me laugh. And the second question is not a brain stretcher by any measure or whatever. Morality consists of obeying Yahwee--NOT in figerin stuff for yourself. You don't think. You listen and you obey.
Do you let your kids make their own decisions? NO, of course not. And do you want them to grow up and to be able for to make their own decisions by knowing right from wrong and that? NO BLOODY WAY! That is the atheist way of thinking. God will burn that out of them just as he burn't it out of ADAM after that long day of 930 years. Jesus is a jealous God. All you gotta do is wait long enough and He will blast you all to HELL!
So those were the two special magic trees God planted. Knowledge can hit ya hard and fast if you get it from an apple instead of experience or books! You betcha! Jehovee knows what He is about doin! Just give it time, friends; He WILL kick your Ass!
Adam picked the wrong tree, but God had that all figered out too as well! What Godly good is livin forever if you don't know when yur bein a son of a bitch or when yur bein an all right fella?! That would be yust like cooking a steak and eatin a chicken. NO bloody sense in that? So once again we see that atheists are morons and that God has it all under control and Science and rational thinking is Crapola--just like those crayons for kiddies, folks--JUST PLAIN BOGUS! |
