THE FATHER TERRENCE CONFESSIONAL IS NOW OPEN.
Sir John Galt beseeched me to make available the Church of the Three Garter's holy confessional. Since there are many sinners on this thread such as David, Emile and the insane Brother "caveman" Joseph, I shall comply with the esteemed Galt's request.
Therefore, all who follow the false prophets, all who are tricked by the devils of illogic, the succubi of irrationality, all who blank out or who argue against the true way of the Galt, the Church of the Three Garters -- all who sin in the name of Baal, or Mestriama, or Jehova, or Christ, or Satan, or the Nameless Ones, or Jesus of Nazareth, or the Baptist, or the countless false gods, proto-gods, demi-gods and goddesses of the arcane, the mindless, the anti-life, the anti-Rand, the anti-Aristotle,
ALL YE SINNERS REPENT. . . FOR YE KNOW YE WHO YE ARE!
Come to confess your most vile transgressions, become born again in the blood of Ayn Rand and Leonard Pietkoff. Kneel and renounce your unholy alliance with the magicians of "heaven".
LOOK behind that curtain, renounce the concept of the old coot in the long, white nightshirt and grey beard.
The honey and nectar and elyssian fields of rapturous joy await all those who recognize their minds and embrace it. Look past illusion to reality. Know that all before us is the product of Man's labor, the fruits of his Mind, the culmination of Man's spirit.
Build a Temple to the Joy of Man's Glory and Spirit! Do it NOW!
Renounce your sins and confess, my bretheren. Be the flock that leads others from the false illumination to the real light of reason and ecstacy!
Free garters for everyone!
Father Terrence
Church of the Three Garters
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