The worst children’s book of all time!--BAR NONE!! What else! Where else can you get all of this told for the pleasure of the truly infantile and mindless!
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1. The Bible
“Learn all about how slavery, genocide, rape, pedophilia, incest, racism, war, infanticide, discrimination, xenophobia, homophobia, beating up women, boys really hating girls, childbirth, death, puberty, pain, hatred, any violence, domestic violence, divorce, adultery, homosexuality, bodily functions, stoning anyone except religious people, disliking other religions and sects, ethnic/national strife, political violence, animal cruelty, poverty, class status, smoking, drinking, bad foods, moral hypocrisy, ethical corruption and human sacrifice are the best things you can do for your omnipotent, omniscient and omni-benevolent god. Only grown-ups can say "God..." when they are mad, like they drink coffee and takes medicines not to be for kids.” |
