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Politics : Evolution

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To: Brumar89 who wrote (14675)3/21/2011 9:29:35 PM
From: Solon  Read Replies (1) of 69300
 
“who made God?"

Brumar did. :-)

Let us look at the attributes of God and then decide who made him!

He has feet for walking (that is how he gets to be everywhere so damn quickly!)! He has eyes for seeing with (I wonder how good his eyesight is) :-)? He has ears for hearing. He has a nose and a mouth (for eating and talking). And he has loins for whatever reason. Yikes!

And a finger and a hand and a back and a posterior, too

He can shoot flames from his mouth like a dragon. Also, smoke from his nose.

Does he love the smell of burning animals. Oh, yes! It is his favorite thing! He really enjoys animal FAT! (and Aaron and Moses really enjoyed the MEAT!)

He “ROARS” and “SHOUTS” with his strong vocal cords.
He is forgetful but can carry a grudge for a long time. He is fickle and frequently changes his mind. He gets really jealous and hates competition!

Ought to be enough clues there as to who made God!
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