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To: Kevin Walsh who wrote (28256)11/14/1997 12:02:00 PM
From: Kevin Walsh  Read Replies (1) of 58727
 
A funny for Friday. Here's the flip side:

THE MALE STAGES OF LIFE
>
>AGE DRINK
>17 beer, shot of Jack
>25 Gin & Tonic, chaser of Dark Beer
>35 scotch
>48 double scotch
>66 Maalox, & shot of cough syrup
>
>SEDUCTION LINE
>17 My parents are away for the weekend.
>25 My girlfriend is away for the weekend.
>35 My fiancee is away for the weekend.
>48 My wife is away for the weekend.
>66 My second wife is dead.
>
>FAVORITE SPORT
>
>17 sex
>25 sex
>35 sex
>48 sex
>66 napping
>
>DEFINITION OF A SUCCESSFUL DATE
>
>17 "tongue", & father didn't kill you
>25 "breakfast"
>35 "She didn't set back my therapy."
>48 "I didn't have to meet her kids."
>66 "Got home alive."
>
>FAVORITE FANTASY
>17 getting to third
>25 airplane sex
>35 menage a trois
>48 taking the company public
>66 Swiss maid/Nazi love slave
>
>HOUSE PET
>17 roaches
>25 stoned-out college roommate & Chocolate Labs
>35 Chocolate Labs
>48 children from his first marriage
>66 Barbi
>
>WHAT'S THE IDEAL AGE TO GET MARRIED?
>17 25
>25 35
>35 48
>48 66
>66 17
>
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