*** Response from the NetWork ***
The drums, the music and the Xecom theme song:
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SEE-BS in a recent note to this reporter expressed its disappointment in its very own consultant/director Evangelist Lanza. This disappointment has been a result of Evangelist Lanza's total ignorance of the employment contract agreement between SEE-BS and himself. According to the SEE-BS employment agreement (that Evangelist Lanza signed at the time of acceptance of his consulting/directorial postion), he is explicitly forbidden to entertain himself in moon-lighting and outside work which will not benefit the SEE-BS viewers directly. And yet the Evangelist has started a private business of his own and totally ignoring the terms of his SEE-BS employment agreement.
SEE-BS in an undercover operation has discovered the following: chaoskitty.com. And as it can be seen eventhough Psychic field is an area that SEE-BS can (and in fact is) very successful, Evangelist Lanza did not notify the network of his intentions. However the network has notified the Evangelist that it would ignore the liability issues raised from his total lack of respect of emplyment agreement if, and only if, Evangelist Lanza can utilize his Psychic business in the production of Xecom sit-coms. It is reported that Evengelist will most likely abide to the rules set by his employement agreement.
On a personal note, this reporter would like to express his appreciation to the Evangelist for his kind consideration of not including him on a list of the people who will soon be experiencing the curse of Evangelist's magnificant psychic powers. In a recent statement made by the Evangelist Lanza, he states:
Now we have a real crowd, Danny Boy, Sam the Mouth, Rodger the Dodger, and the Lurch. I don't consider Wes one of you, yet.
If this reporter were one of the people named above, he would be seriously worried for his own well being. It is believed that the Evangelist not only holds a B.S degree in directing/consulting of SEE-BS shows, he also holds a second B.S degree in voodooism and possesses great voodoo powers that can be used to harm those who cause his anger. Case and point: The recent injuries inflected upon many Canadians cross the border for their continued shameless acts of shorting the Xecom stock. |
