........Mission Accomplished!!!
Time to grunt like chimps and do fist pumps in the air,
because "our team" just scored. Time to act like a real
American and get on the phone and order some pizza and grab
a couple more cases of Bud, just pay no attention to both
a President and a Congress who were rapidly sinking to new
lows in the polls, as the world prepares to exit the US Dollar,
as the plug is pulled on stimulus spending, and as austerity
is about to be forced upon America.
And isn't it ironic after our government has violated virtually
every law known to man and God, from sexually molesting
and traumatizing our children, to looting the US Treasury,
to trampling the Constitution, violating our rights to privacy
and tracking and tracing us like cattle, that this government
made sure they followed "Islamic Law," and buried Bin Laden's
body (conveniently at sea) within 24 hours of his death?
And most importantly, pay no attention to prior US government
reports that Bin Laden was killed in the initial bombing of
Tora Bora in late 2001, the FBI report that said he died of
kidney failure, the 2002 Pakistani intelligence report that
stated he died of lung failure, or the report by former
President Benazir Bhutto, that he was killed by Ahmed Omar
Saeed Sheikh.
For those of you who missed El Presidente's live address
last evening regarding the now 357th confirmation of Bin
Laden's death, here's a translation I'm sure sheeple-nation
can relate to...
Ding Dong!
The Witch is dead.
The Wicked Witch!
Ding Dong!
The Wicked Witch is dead.
Wake up - sleepy head, rub your eyes, get out of bed.
Wake up, the Wicked Witch is dead.
She's gone where the goblins go,
Below - below - below.
Yo-ho, let's open up and sing and ring the bells out.
Ding Dong' the merry-oh, sing it high, sing it low.
Let them know...
The Wicked Witch is dead!
As President of Sheeple-land, In the County of the Land of Oz,
I welcome you most regally.
Skeptics: But we've got to verify it legally, to see...
President: To see?
Skeptics: If she...
President: If she?
Skeptics: Is morally, ethic'lly...
Spiritually, physically...
Positively, absolutely...
Undeniably and reliably Dead.
Monopolized Propaganda Press: As Coroner I must aver,
I thoroughly examined her. And she's not only merely dead,
she's really most sincerely dead.
President: Then this is a day of Independence for all the
sheeple and their descendants.
Skeptics: If any.
President: Yes, let the joyous news be spread.
The wicked Old Witch at last is dead!
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