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Gold/Mining/Energy : ECHARTERS
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To: Metacomet who wrote (3523)5/25/2011 8:57:43 PM
From: E. Charters  Read Replies (1) of 3744
 
I thought I'd ask.

When you looked up, did you see a blinding white light, with undulating coloured lights hovering in a circle around the source?

What did the aliens say to you onboard their spacecraft?

I am starting to get jealous, as most of my friends who live on backroads in unpainted houses or trailers have been or know someone who has been abducted and I don't get much action this way after waiting around backroads for decades.

I have found that aliens have very strict rules.

1. Never abduct someone who can read and write English with a precision beyond grade 6.

2. Never abduct anyone with a college education or a full set of teeth.

3. Never fly in front of anyone who knows how to focus an automatic or cell phone camera or who has the reflexes to set their cell phone camera level and on low light capture in a hurry.

4. Never fly in front of anyone who can hold a video camera steady for more than 1.5 seconds.

5. Never reveal your craft or yourself to a group of people who can corroborate each other's story unless they both cannot identify who is buried in Grant's Tomb.

6. Never land on farmer's fields revealing the outline of your craft or make low level flights with running lights unless the average intelligence of the neighbouring community is less than 2.3 times its average age.

Sasquatch seem to have similar regulations. This might be easily explained if they belonged to the same union.
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