On 11/2/08. or thereabouts, Miss America brought the menu to Obama on a silver platter, and said," Choose anything or everything, it's all paid for, sir. I'll be right back to get your order."
And, on 1/20/09, Obama said, "Excuse me, mam, but if it won't distract you from your other customers, and if it won't be too much trouble, could I have a bowl of plain oatmeal and a glass of chlorinated water, to go, please. And, if you still have those Ronald Raygun paper bags, I'd like one. Oh, and change the oatmeal to the less expensive gruel, which is a meal I never see anymore except in Dicken's books, and on your menu. Thank you so very much." |
