obama went to visit the Queen in England, the Queen told him the people he associates with are really very stupid, he needs to have more intelligent people around him...
obama asked, "So, how do I know the person is intelligent?"
The Queen replied, "Watch this." And then she called Tony Blair to the palace...
She said to Blair, ""I'll give you a riddle about a person and then you tell me who that person is."
Blair said, "Okay."
The Queen said, "Brothers and sisters I have none, but this man's father is my father's son. Now, who is that person in relation to you?"
Blair said, "Oh, that's easy, that person would be me."
The queen said, "Correct," and then turned to obama with an accomplished smile on her face and added, "That's how it's done."
obama arrived home and called biden into the oval office and said to biden, "I'll give you a riddle about a person and then you tell me who that person is."
biden said, "Okay."
obama said, "Brothers and sisters I have none, but this man's father is my father's son. Now, who is that person in relation to you?"
biden thought about it for a moment, he walked around the room while scratching his head, and finally he replied, "Oh, I got it, that person is Colin Powell."
obama said, "No, you're wrong, it's Tony Blair."
biden replied, "Oh, okay."
Uh oh, look out, better go check it out in snopes, I might just get another ticket from the joke cop...<g> LOL!!!
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