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Pastimes : Laughter is the Best Medicine - Tell us a joke

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To: GROUND ZERO™ who wrote (45056)7/24/2011 10:15:46 PM
From: Oblivious10 Recommendations  Read Replies (3) of 62554
 
LOOKING FOR WORK

A doctor from Israel says: "In Israel the medicine is so advanced that we cut off a man's testicles; we put them into another man, and in 6 weeks he is looking for work."

The German doctor comments: "That's nothing, in Germany we take part of the brain out of a person; we put it into another person's head, and in 4 weeks he is looking for work."

A Russian doctor says: "That's nothing either. In Russia we take out half of the heart from a person; we put it into another person's chest,and in 2 weeks he is looking for work."

The U.S. doctor answers immediately: "That's nothing my colleagues, you are way behind us.... In the U.S... about 2 1/2 years ago... we grabbed a person from Kenya with no brains, no heart, and no balls.... and we made him president of the United States, and now....... the whole country is looking for work!
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