G-hunk! Was that your message from God?! We've been waiting
for it, you know. But in case it wasn't, and how could I know these
things, I feel a clear and divine compulsion to presume to speak
for the One who Sits on the Throne, although I never do, unless it
is scripture.
He has told me what to tell you. even though I am not sure of the matter, and can only suppose that it is indeed the message we have been waiting for...so, I will with all humility pass it on.
It was, let's see, very simple, it was...um....Jesus wants you for a Sonbeam....yeah, that's it. That's what it was. That's what I heard, I'm sure of it.
If you care to ever discuss this cryptic message, you are more than welcome to visit me at home. In the meantime I need to be about
the King's business. I can't visit you at home, you know. You don't have one. |
