Those tests were great, Tonto. I took one using the name Paul V, and the diagnosis was:
Diagnostic Overview:
Because you're a whacko (sorry, the test never lies), you should be kept away from sharp objects and medicated on a regular, forced, basis. Stay indoors to reduce your exposure to Zeta-Rays from Planet Zarkon, and accept yourself to the fact that your "friends" think you're a jerk. People who answer as you did frequently shoplift and gamble irresponsibly.
Long-Term Prognosis:
Because of your impairments, your life is destined to be one long train-wreck. A lobotomy might possibly give you a better outlook and more insight into your own behavior. It would also keep you off the damn streets, which everyone agrees would be a good thing. PS- You hate your mother and father; you only think you love them. Isn't that weird?
Mine said this:
Diagnostic Overview:
You are one sick, degenerated bastard. You should be locked up forever and ever. Chances are you're already wanted for something, God knows what. Your deep-seated complexes cause you to have perverted fantasies about sex with animals and farm machinery. People who answer as you did spend more time on the internet than is emotionally healthy.
Long-Term Prognosis:
You can be cured, but only if you stop watching The Jerry Springer Show. Meditate deeply, become aware of who you are and your place in the world. Find inner peace and become content to master yourself. Or forget all that crap and go have a beer- it's cheaper and faster. You also hate your brothers and sisters because of childhood traumas (unless you don't have any brothers or sisters, in which case, you hate someone else).
Then I took it using kenny_troll name:
Diagnostic Overview:
Your responses indicate a strong prediliction to drinking, in fact you're probably bombed right now. Get a grip, you dope, put down the bottle and switch to heroin. Studies show it's better for you in the long-run. Return to the clinic immediately for a high-colonic and don't come back till you're straight. People who answer as you did like pork rinds with their ice cream.
Long-Term Prognosis:
Because you have no regard for human life, fair play, or mercy, your only career choice is to be a lawyer. Although debilitating, this kind of emotional disorder is treatable with a strict regimen of drug therapy and shock sessions. You may never be completely normal, but this mental illness will not be passed on to your offspring.
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