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Politics : Formerly About Advanced Micro Devices

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To: tejek who wrote (631140)10/11/2011 8:22:00 AM
From: Alighieri  Read Replies (3) of 1583520
 
Well, he has a point....

What Does Presidential Candidate Mitt Romney Really Believe?
  • He believes that Jesus Christ is Satan's brother.
  • He believes that God lives near a planet called "Kolob."
  • He believes in baptizing dead people.
  • He believes that Jesus is married to a goddess wife.
  • He believes that The Garden of Eden was in Missouri.
  • He believes that it was impossible for Negroes to go to Heaven before 1978.
  • He believes that Jesus has children from his wife or wives.
  • He believes that he is going to become a god.
  • He believes he will own his own personal planet after he dies.
  • He believes the real Christian God is not eternal but rather that He was once a man on some other planet besides Earth!
  • He believes he needs to wear magical underwear created by Mormons and he is never to take it off unless he is bathing.
  • He believes it is a sin to drink anything containing caffeine. And that even includes True American™ drinks like Coca-Cola!
  • He believes children between the ages of 18-21 should wear name badges, ride bicycles and always smile.


The problem is that he believes in some pretty crazy shit himself...

Al

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