I'm against giving children acid (although I know a very few parents who have), but I've dosed a few assholes! I'd LOVE to take an LSD crowbar to Ten's closed mind! I'd like to attend the (R) convention and dose the entire crowd.
I even discovered and easy way to do it the last time I bought any. I bought a dram, that came in a tiny re-purposed breath mint bottle, mixed with some actual breath mint! I'd say, "breath mint"?, as if I'd sniffed some stinky breath, and offer the bottle.
But, I read about an even cooler way. There's this stuff, DMSO, that is called the "universal solvent". It will take ANYTHING straight through you skin, into your body. When I learned of it, I wanted to smear it and some LSD on everything the Texas Legislature might touch on entering their house at the capitol. But, it never all came together..Now, I don't even know where to get any LSD. It's a fairly rare drug.
en.wikipedia.org
"Use of DMSO in medicine dates from around 1963, when an Oregon Health & Science University Medical School team, headed by Stanley Jacob, discovered it could penetrate the skin and other membranes without damaging them and could carry other compounds into a biological system. In medicine, DMSO is predominantly used as a topical analgesic, a vehicle for topical application of pharmaceuticals, as an anti-inflammatory, and an antioxidant. [13] Because DMSO increases the rate of absorption of some compounds through organic tissues, including skin, it can be used as a drug delivery system. It is frequently compounded with antifungal medications, enabling them to penetrate not just skin but also toe and fingernails." |
