WHICH of these three posts by bentway is better?
Tough choice.
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To: Tenchusatsu who wrote ( 344521)7/26/2007 7:51:53 PM
From: bentway 3 Recommendations Read Replies (3) of 633469
I like to nail pregnant women - they can't GET pregnant, and they've probably been tested for STD's - bareback ready. They don't get a lot of that sort of attention and really respond. Especially if they're married to someone not me. I pretend the fetus is giving me a BJ and I'm getting a twofer..
So guys, if you've been passing up the "fatties" - think again. it's low hanging fruit. Readily available in laundromats and WalMarts across our land, lonely, not feeling so "fresh", and waiting for YOU..
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To: Brumar89 who wrote ( 633796)10/30/2011 8:19:08 PM
From: bentway Read Replies (5) of 633910
I'm against giving children acid (although I know a very few parents who have), but I've dosed a few assholes! I'd LOVE to take an LSD crowbar to Ten's closed mind! I'd like to attend the (R) convention and dose the entire crowd.
I even discovered and easy way to do it the last time I bought any. I bought a dram, that came in a tiny re-purposed breath mint bottle, mixed with some actual breath mint! I'd say, "breath mint"?, as if I'd sniffed some stinky breath, and offer the bottle.
But, I read about an even cooler way. There's this stuff, DMSO, that is called the "universal solvent". It will take ANYTHING straight through you skin, into your body. When I learned of it, I wanted to smear it and some LSD on everything the Texas Legislature might touch on entering their house at the capitol. But, it never all came together..Now, I don't even know where to get any LSD. It's a fairly rare drug.
en.wikipedia.org
"Use of DMSO in medicine dates from around 1963, when an Oregon Health & Science University Medical School team, headed by Stanley Jacob, discovered it could penetrate the skin and other membranes without damaging them and could carry other compounds into a biological system. In medicine, DMSO is predominantly used as a topical analgesic, a vehicle for topical application of pharmaceuticals, as an anti-inflammatory, and an antioxidant. [13] Because DMSO increases the rate of absorption of some compounds through organic tissues, including skin, it can be used as a drug delivery system. It is frequently compounded with antifungal medications, enabling them to penetrate not just skin but also toe and fingernails."
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To: zeus628 who wrote ( 190955)3/16/2009 12:33:21 PM
From: bentway Read Replies (6) of 306619
I think Madoff is a distraction from the real crimes being perpetrated by our banks and Wall Street on ALL Americans, that DWARFs Madoff's crime. Madoff was just a greedy, crooked Jew who conned a whole lot of other greedy, not so crooked but willing to look the other way, Jews. Some of his "victims" must have made many times their initial investment back while taking later suckers money in redemptions.
There was a great little tale on "This American Life" on NPR about an early Madoff sceptic, who's daughter came to him with tales of the Magic Madoff and his 25% returns 16 years ago. She wanted to invest ALL her money with the guy. Her dad said no, you don't invest ALL your money with ANY one man, and especially not a man who won't tell you what he's doing. For 16 years, this man was a pariah to his daughter, but he held firm. Other family members went all in with Madoff. Now, the guy is a hero to his daughter. Almost a biblical tale.
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