| I appreciate the vote of confidence, but I would be assassinated before being sworn in. You see, my capital punishment policies alone would send too many of corporate America's most gullible, er, celebrated patrons to their local gas chambers. We simply can't have that. After all, when an urban thug murders an innocent family, well.... aw, hell... look, we can't bring them back, so let's just forgive and forget and get that poor, disadvantaged, disenfranchised, and misunderstood 'youth' back to shopping at Wal-mart. If he does it again, now, we'll get tough. Um-kay? -nfg- |
